Ian Ironwood just announced his Kindle book “The Ironwood Collection of Alpha Moves”. Buy it, read it, love it. Just bought a copy for Captain M (I think I’ve settled on that as his blog name finally), but I’m not reading it myself so it doesn’t ruin any future surprises.
Love his stuff, it’d be nice if he wrote one for the ladies.
No! Not “Captain M”. It sounds like a superhero villain (probably is, actually).
Hm. Corporal M? Sounds like a kind of punishment.
General M? Sounds like a euphemism for something you’re doing in the bedroom.
Lieutenant General M? Too wordy.
Sir M? M’lord M? Gentleman M?
He’s partial to “Sir” but that can be awkward to work into a sentence. Hmm.
Perhaps make it sound like he should be sitting at the Round Table. Sir Husband doesn’t work though. Sir Alpha? Sir Redpill? Sir Captain? Sir Pectoralis?
I should stop before you invent a flatteringly embarrassing coat of arms for the man.